I've been trying to come up with more interesting character combinations for writing prompts. I like this one, but it didn't get very far:

The Queen Lets the Plumber In
"Please, do come in."
"Oh. Uh, thank you Ma'am. What's the trouble?"
"I'm afraid the toilets are malfunctioning."
"Aren't there servants to handle these issues?"
"Yes, quite right, but all the staff are down with ghastly food poisoning. We would normally simply wait until someone could take care of it, but, with the illness, you see, it's rather urgent."
"Of course Ma'am. I'll get right to work."